Jon

I always leave my car keys in one of two spots.  Yesterday, however, I spent about 45 minutes after school turning my classroom upside-down looking for my car keys, which seemed to have vaporized.  I looked everywhere.  Finally, I found them in the art drawer buried under a couple of popsicle sticks.  Worried I might have finally lost my mind, I started trying to come up with a rational explanation for why I would have put my keys in the art drawer.  I soon realized, however, that I had not opened the art drawer yesterday.  Jon, however, had.

Ms. C (kneeling down by Jon and in a whisper voice):  "Jon... did you hide my keys in the art drawer yesterday?"

Jon (turning bright red, while batting his eyelashes):  "Nooooo."

Ms. C:  "Hmmm... let's try this again.  Jon... WHY did you hide my keys in the art drawer yesterday?"

Jon:  BECAUSE I BULLIED AL AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT AND THEN YOU GAVE ME DETENTION AND THEN I WAS MAD!

... Awesome.